The Five Point

The Snob and expert banjo juggler, Fred Young / Tristan Burley, Professional elf,

3124 Main Street

(604) 876-5810

Oh, Five Point, I love you hard, hard, hard. This is the sweet little pub across the street from my residence that has been a good local beer/burger provider to me over the past few months. OK, they have the best Wednesdays in the history of the world...of the universe: 10$ burger and brew...WTF? Wake me when I stop having a digital orgasm...what? I said nothing...you are dillusional and you imagine dumb girls saying dumb things...I digress. Anyway,

Fred (see previous post) and his roommate and long time friend, Tristan Burley, joined me on this particular carnivorous foray... I have taken to sleeping to three and then eating burgers and drinking beer at the Point...excellent lifestyle, I know.
THE BURGER: Yum. It is pretty good. I have had this burger countless times, so it has varied from cooked to crumbly shit to yummy moist tenderness...like an erotic massage - stop imagining dumb girls saying dumb things! asshole. - but is comes with a tangy tomato chutney, garlic mayo and A PICKLE (that was not your imagination) and a seasoned sog barrier. You guys this burger is very, very good. Add the apple smoked cheddar for the $2.50...totally worth it.

My Rating: I give the Five Point 3 Points out of Five...and one sensual erotic massage...and a succulent pickle. MMMmmmmm.